{"product_id":"stab-the-patriarchy-feminist-black-motel-keychain","title":"Stab the Patriarchy Feminist Black Motel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack key chain with white lettering reads \"KEYS OUT, READY TO STAB THE PATRIARCHY\" in classic motel key tag style. For women who've been taught to walk with keys between their fingers for self-defense and figured why not aim higher while we're at it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximately 3.75\" x 1.75\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDurable plastic with metal split ring\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClassic hotel\/motel key tag aesthetic \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReads \"GET BULLISH\" in small text on reverse side\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned in NYC by GetBullish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚔️ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐲 The patriarchy is the system giving us: pay gaps, abortion bans, unpaid domestic labor, sexual harassment normalized, reproductive rights stripped, credibility questioned, ambition punished, anger policed, and responsibility for male violence placed on potential victims. If we're already holding keys defensively, might as well aim for the actual problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💪 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐲 Teaching women self-defense tactics while ignoring male violence is like giving someone an umbrella during a flood - it addresses symptoms while the structure remains intact. This keychain suggests that instead of just protecting ourselves from individual threats, we dismantle the system producing those threats. Radical safety means destroying patriarchy, not just defending against it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GetBullish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45706887495859,"sku":"Keychain-StabPatriarchy","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0542\/2041\/files\/2ba2529ba8d53eeeac88a86a0845db6ff19cc9a0fd6cf49605f81d8672d60631.jpg?v=1784658939","url":"https:\/\/www.pippisocks.com\/products\/stab-the-patriarchy-feminist-black-motel-keychain","provider":"Pippi Socks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}