Jumbo Sticky NotespatrAm I In Hell? Jumbo Sticky Notes, the perfect desk accessory for anyone who has ever paused mid-Zoom meeting and thought, “Surely this is punishment for something I did in 2008.”
This jumbo memo pad serves up existential dread with a side of sarcasm, featuring phrases that perfectly capture our collective spiral through late-stage capitalism. Whether you're doomscrolling, working, procrastinating, or simply vibing through the chaos, these notes let you process life one dramatic square at a time.
Jumbo 4" x 4" size—big enough for deep thoughts and daily despair
50 sheets of perfectly relatable doom
Phrases include:
“Am I in hell”
“Oh look, the patriarchy”
“Wow a billionaire owns my data”
“I remember the Obama era like a fever dream”
“People are spreading 18th century diseases because they hate science”
“The plastics were never recyclable”
“No flying cars, just cybertrucks on fire”
“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”